Opps, the cookies
I did go there with good intentions. The bright eye catching displays of juicy fruit and knobbly veg did get my attention, honest. But only for a short while…..  Faced with all those choices in bewildering Technicolor I was stumped as to what to do with them. Peel or not to peel? Slice or dice? Chop or scrub? Grate of gobble whole? Argh!
With all these permutations whizzing around me head, I kind of stumbled past the healthy things into more familiar territory. Those cakes and biscuits signs just seem to have a homing mechanism in them, don’t they?
So there I was confronted with another array of bright colours, but this time the shapes and sizes were in sympathetic scale with each other. They even had instructions printed on them showing you exactly how to get into them. And bonus, no preparation needed before eating!
Yes, there were still choices to be made, but more with the heart than the head really. You could almost call it sentimental, but comfort eating is like that I suppose. So Maryland Chocolate Chip Cookies it was. And then that’s when I went off into another day dream spin.
So who is my yummiest celebrity? Who would I most like to take home to meet my family? Who would I most like to share a cup of tea and cookie with? Oh decisions, decisions. How about Zac Efron?  No he’s already got his High School sweetheart. What about Robert Paterson? No too scary with all those fangs. Orlando Bloom? Not sure my Mam will be able to cope with a bloke in flouncy girly pirate clothing.
Thankfully my cookies put me out of my misery and told me that I’m most likely to take home Alan Carr (20%) and Jamie Oliver (18%). Result, as at least Jamie knows what to do with vegetables! It was also good to hear the Phil and Fern, my favourite day time telly couple are the most yummy couple. But on their own it it seems that Maryland’s top 10 ‘yummy celebrities’ are a little less homely, but just as nice and thankfully the Evening Standard has some photos to remind us.
Top five yummy female celebrities
- Emma Bunton
- Fern Britton
- Louise Redknapp
- Nigella Lawson
- Holly Willoughby
Top five yummy male celebrities
- Philip Schofield
- Vernon Kay
- Ronan Keating
- Ben Shepherd
- Declan Donnelly
So now I can chomp away contentedly.
Tags: Alan Carr, buscuits, Fern Briton, Holly Willoughby, Jamie Oliver, Maryland cookies, Philip Schofield, yummy celebrity
February 5, 2010 5:22 pm 2 Comments
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By Betty, February 12, 2010 @ 4:54 pm
Vernon Kay? Seriously??
By Fifi, February 15, 2010 @ 4:48 pm
I’m afraid so, but it was before he got caught with his naughty texts.